My name is Kristin.
I’m 43 and currently living the American dream.
Everything free from medical care to underwear.
I’ve also been learning great life skills like how to make hooch and masturbate without waking my bunkie.
If you’re looking for churchy and nun-like with self-respect and blah, blah, blah… borrring – that’s definitely not me.
I’m always having fun and I love to laugh, especially at the expense of others and their insecurities.
When I’m not working out I enjoy reading inspirational books like Helter Skelter about Charles Manson and the Anarchists’ Cookbook.
On the outs I love longboarding, road trips, long walks on the beach and poking dead things with a stick.
I’m super attracted to people with a twisted sense of humor.
If that’s you I’ll love to hear from you.
Hate mail I accept too.
Write me at
Kristin Decker
#19817-023
Satellite Prison Camp – Dublin
5675 8th St. – Camp Parks
Dublin, CA 94568
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